60 Funny Wedding Vow promises that will Make You Laugh Out Loud

When it comes to weddings, the vows are one of the most important parts. They are a promise between two people who are in love and committed to spending the rest of their lives together. But that doesn't mean they can't be funny too!

Here are 60 funny wedding vows that will make you laugh out loud:

1. I promise, this ring is a symbol of how you've got me wrapped around your finger

2. I promise to love you even when you're being a pain in the neck

3. I promise to support your bad habits, as long as they don't involve illegal activity or endanger my safety

4. I promise to be by your side through thick and thin, even if that means sitting through another one of your aunt's interminable slide shows

5. I promise to always be here for you, even if you're being a total jerk

6. I promise to love you unconditionally, even when you leave the toilet seat up

7. I promise to always be there for you, even when you're being a total pain in the butt

8. I promise to love you no matter what, even when you're having a really bad hair day

9. I promise to always be there for you, even when we're arguing over who's turn it is to take out the trash

10. I promise to love you forever, even when you snore really loudly

11. I promise to always be there for you, even when we're both crabby and exhausted and just want to go to bed

12. I promise to love you no matter what, even when you're feeling down or having a bad day

13. I promise to always be there for you, even when things are tough and we're struggling

14. I promise to love you unconditionally, even when we don't see eye to eye on everything

15. I promise to always be there for you, even when we're old and wrinkly and our kids are driving us crazy

16. I promise to love you forever, no matter what life throws our way

17. I promise to always be there for you, even when we're both cranky and grumpy and just want to stay in our PJs all day

18. I promise to love you no matter what, even when you've had a long day and just want to relax with a glass of wine (or two)

19. I promise to love you forever, even when we're old and gray and our kids are giving us grandkids

20. I promise to always be there for you, even if that means putting up with your bad moods

21. I promise to love you even when you leave your clothes all over the floor

22. I promise to love you even when you snore like a freight train

23. I promise to love you even when you forget to put the toilet seat down

24. I promise to love you even when you leave your wet towel on the bed

25. I promise to love you even when you hog the blankets in bed

26. I promise to love you even when you steal the last slice of pizza

27. I promise to love you even when you eat the last cookies

28. I promise to love you even when you leave your socks on the floor

29. I promise to love you even when you track mud on the floor

30. I promise to love you even when you leave your hair in the sink

31. I promise to love you even when you leave your socks on the floor

32. I promise to always be there for you, even when you're grumpy in the morning

33. I promise to always be your biggest fan, even when you're having a bad day

34. I promise to always be your shoulder to cry on, even when you're feeling down

35. I promise to never go to bed angry with you, even though sometimes I'll want to kill you in your sleep

36. I promise to try my best to always make you laugh, even when you don't want to

37. I promise to never forget how lucky I am to be with you, even on the days when we're fighting

38. I promise to always be honest with you, even when it's hard to hear

39. I promise to always be there for you, even when you need some space

40. I promise to never take you for granted, even though sometimes I might

41. I promise to love you unconditionally, even on your worst days

42. I promise to listen to you, even when you're not saying anything

43. I promise to never go to bed angry with you, even when it feels like the world is against us

44. I promise to be your best friend, even when you don't want me to be

45. I promise to always be there for you, even when you're feeling down, down, down <insert breakout dance>

46. I promise to never give up on you, even when things are tough

47. I promise to never forget how special you are to me, even on the days when we're fighting

48. I promise to always be honest with you, even when it hurts

49. I promise to never take you for granted, even when we've been together for a longggggg time

50. I promise to always be there for you, even when you need me the mostest

51. I promise to try my best to never go to bed angry with you, even though sometimes I'll want to kill you in your sleep

52. I promise to love you even when you're not perfect, because nobody is (except me)

53. I promise to never give up on you, even when things are tough

54. I promise to always be your shoulder to cry on, even when you don't want me to be

55. I promise to try my best to always make you laugh, even when you don't want to, and you have to crouch down

56. I promise to never take you for granted, because I know how lucky I am to have you

57. I promise to always be there for you, even when you need me the least, or it is because of me that you are mad

58. I promise to never forget how much I love you, even when we're fighting

59. I promise to try my best to never go to bed angry with you, because I don't want to waste any time that I could be spooning with you

60. I promise to love you forever, even when we're old and wrinkly

So there you have it, 60 wedding vows that will have you laughing out loud, or mostly laughing out loud.

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